I come to you today with a spoiler. Sort of. Awkward Stuff, the third book in my Girl Stuff series, comes out Tuesday (7.26), and if you find first-kiss-pacts-gone-horribly-wrong even mildly entertaining, this is the one for you!!

I’m not about to summarize the plot. Plot summarizing is right up there with conversations that begin with, “I had the craziest dream last night.” Suh-noooozer.

What I am going to do is leak the dedication in Awkward Stuff because it sums up the comedy of errors that is my life.

First: Allow me to present the dedication in Crush Stuff, the book that came before Awkward Stuff.

For my crush, Wyatt, who fed me, loved me and supported me while I wrote this novel. (I hope we’re still together by the time this publishes. If not, I might have to name book three Awkward Stuff.) 

Do you see where I’m going with this? Now for the dedication in Awkward Stuff:

As some of you might have gleaned, I dedicated Crush Stuff to my crush, Wyatt. Cute, right? Wrong. In said dedication, I wrote, “I hope we’re still together by the time this publishes. If not, I might have to name book three Awkward Stuff.” And, well, see the title of this book?

YOU: Does this mean you and Wyatt broke up?

ME: That’s so sweet of you to ask. And, no. We’re still going strong.

YOU: So what gives, Lisi? You wrote—

ME: I know what I wrote. My editors and I ended up liking that title, so we went with it.

YOU: Well, that’s awkward.

ME: Sure is. No one does awkward like I do. I literally wrote the book on it.

Enjoy!

Xoxo 

For those of you who care about my personal life (shout-out to my stalkers), Wyatt and I are still together. Does he appreciate it when I dress like my characters?

Me as Massie Block.

Well, that’s a whole other story.

xoxo – Lisi

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Me, looking at you with childlike innocence, hoping you’ll forgive me.

OKAY, SO…

If you have been following my blog, which I referred to as a Blah-g, which is now called a newsletter because blogs and blah-gs are no longer a “thing”, then you probably have abandonment issues.

Yes, I took a massive leave of absence, but to my credit, I’ve been busy.

[Insert me cupping my ear, straining to hear if you’re asking what I’ve been doing.]

[Insert me not hearing you.]

[Insert me realizing that you’re feeling the icy sting of my abandonment.]

[Insert me not blaming you.]

[Insert me hoping that you’ll forgive me once you understand how busy I’ve been.]

In addition to updating this *website*, I’ve been writing three different middle-grade series’: The Pack, Girl Stuff, and Graveyard Girls. Installments drop this summer and can be pre-ordered by clicking on the links.

Tuesday, June 21, 2022.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Tuesday, September 6, 2022.

AND NOW MY PLEDGE:

From this moment forward, I, Lisi Harrison, promise to offer you more than purchasing opportunities and tired excuses.

You’ll get:

• Newslettery news.
• Sneak peeks and previews.
• Quizzes.
• Musings.
• Giveaways.
• Takeaways.
• Shameless attempts to win back your trust.

So, sign up for weekly updates and get ready to feel the love.

*The first person to name 5 things I’ve changed on the website in the past year gets a signed copy of all three books in the Girl Stuff series. 

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Last week I had a very honest conversation with author Jen Calonita about navigating middle school. We talked about our new books, our fantasy do-overs, and how the struggles we had as 12-year-olds haven’t gone away. We also explore my new favorite question: Is it possible for friends to grow up without growing apart?

Well? Is it? What do you think?

Enjoy!

xoxo Lisi

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Valentines are so pre-pandemic, am I right? It’s all about Galentines now. You know, those girlfriends who kept you smiling and laughing over the last year without judging you for carb-loading, binge-watching, and wearing the same pair of sweats three days in a row without underwear. Yeah, them.  If you want to show your special gal pal how much you ah-dore her, enter the Girl Stuff Galentine’s Day Sweepstakes for a chance to win two copies of Girl Stuff and a ton of bestie points. You’re welcome.

Happy Galentine’s Day!!!

xoxo Lisi

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That’s right, my friends. You can win a free copy of Girl Stuff and a ton of bragging rights by entering the giveaway from YA Books Central. Details are at the end of this interview. Yep, you have to slog through my words of wisdom first. You didn’t think I’d make this easy, did you?

YABC:   What gave you the inspiration to write Girl Stuff?

When I began developing this series I had two sons in middle school. I was surrounded by inspiration, growing pains, and serious B.O. (still am.) I realized I didn’t need to create a fantastical world to deliver drama. Puberty is dramatic. Maintaining old friendships while you’re discovering new things is dramatic. Crushes, peer pressure, school pressure, style pressure, and academic pressure are dramatic. All I had to do was pay attention to real life. It was all there.

YABC:   Which came first, the title or the novel?

The novel came first. It usually does. Titles are hard. But my favorite part about this one? The red period at the end of the title. You’re welcome.

YABC:   Do you have a favorite writing snack?

I chew disgusting amounts of gum while I write. My dog finds it off-putting, but it helps me think and she respects that. In 2019 I read a study in Psychology Today magazine that said gum chewing improved cognition. It was very validating.

YABC:   Thinking way back to the beginning, what’s the most important thing you’ve learned as a writer from then to now?

I learned that each time I revise, the work becomes 200% better. Keep this in mind if your computer ever crashes and you lose chapters. It’s happened to me several times. Of course, I had a complete breakdown, but my rewrite was always better than the original. I’ve also learned that when you ask someone for their opinion they will give it to you. Be your own editor for as long as possible. If you get people to weigh in too early it can be a huge confidence killer.

YABC:   What’s on your TBR pile?

I’d really love to get to the stack of Writer’s Digest magazines on my coffee table. I’m obsessed with them. I have a giant binder full of writing articles I’ve clipped and highlighted over the years. When I’m stuck or uninspired I look to my binder. There’s always something in there that digs me out of my hole.

YABC:   What’s up next for you?

I just finished Crush Stuff (the second book in the series) and I’m about to start writing the third. I also have another middle-grade series called The Pack that comes out later this year. It’s about a private school for girls with secret animal powers.

YABC:   Which character gave you the most trouble when writing your latest book?

To be honest, none of the Girl Stuff characters gave me trouble. They all came very naturally to me. That said, Drew and I are very different. She’s blonde and athletic. I’m a brunette spaz.

YABC:   Which part of the writing process do you enjoy more: Drafting or Revising?

Revising, by far! I’m a huge outliner so the first draft is like building a house. I’m concerned with strong foundations, solid structure, and flow. Snoooooozer!  Revising is like decorating the house. It’s all flourish and fun. The hardest part is over.

YABC:   What would you say is your superpower?

My writing superpower is character development and dialogue. I hear voices very clearly. In fact, they never shut up! I can also find humor in dramatic situations. Maybe that’s less of a superpower and more of a survival skill.

YABC:   What advice would you give to new writers?

The first question I get from new writers is often, “How do I get published?” My advice is don’t ever ask that question again. If you’re just starting out you should be focused on finding your voice. Journaling is the best way I know how to do that. I have hundreds of journals in my garage and they’re filled with embarrassing, tear-soaked rants that are teeming with grammatical errors and run-on sentences. They’re not about perfection, they’re about imperfection—connecting with the parts of yourself that make you unique and human. I spent decades working through my feelings and hearing the sound of my own voice. It’s how you discover your point of view, values, and cadence. It’s how you hear the sound of your own brain. Start there. Oh, and chew lots of gum.

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1. You’re starting seventh grade and want to make it the best year ever. Do you:

   • Clarify your goals by making a vision board. If you can’t see them, you can’t manifest them.
   • Seventh grade will be the best year ever (as soon as my crush starts paying attention to me.)
   • Insist on total togetherness. When that bell rings, you and your besties will sit together, study together, and take pee breaks together. Probably even take this quiz together.

2. My back-to-school outfit must include:

   • The color of the day. The C.O.D. is a color we all agree on the night before. I want people to know we’re a group–a group they want to be part of. Red is ideal for back-to-school because it symbolizes passion and fire. Red also stops traffic. Literally.
   • Sweats, sweats, and sweats. If my pants are tight, I’m not alright. If my shirt has a collar, you’re gonna hear me holler. If my bra is lace, I’ll make an ugly face. (Fine, I don’t need a bra yet. But when I do, it will be the sporty kind.)
   • A cute romper with an inviting cherry print. I want my outfit to say, “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” I would say it myself, but I don’t want to talk during class in case I miss something important.

3. When you hear “Period Purse,” you think:

   • Every girl needs one so she can be prepared. It should contain sanitary napkins, a change of underwear, and essential oils to calm my cramps. Oh, and a bag of Reece’s Pieces because they’re the best and I deserve the best.
   • My period needs a purse? How fahn-cy.
   • Which period is the purse from? I hope it’s the Elizabethan period (1558-1603). Everything was so ornate back then.

4. When my best friends aren’t around, I like to:

   • Um, is it me, or are the next two answers incredibly depressing?
   • Skateboard, surf, or snowboard. I’m never bored when I have a board.
   • Puzzle, read, watch foreign movies, and do nightly news broadcasts for my stuffed animal. My stuffy loves current events.

5. I’d rather get donkey-kicked in the throat than:

   • Not feel special.
   • Have my heart crushed by my crush.
   • Get left behind.

6. You might see me at a boy-girl party wearing:

   • A silk kimono over shorts and wedge sandals. You might not remember me, but you’ll remember my outfit.
   • A helmet and skate-pads. If you have a problem with protective outerwear, then I have a problem with you.
   • EyeClops Infrared Stealth Goggles and a black unitard. I want to guy-spy with my little eye.

7. If I’m in a fight with my besties, I will:

   • Do whatever I can to make things right. My apology will probably come with a gift bag and a new friendship bracelet, you know, to remind them how much we mean to each other. (And how irreplaceable sweet I am.)
   • Ignore them in public. Mope in private.
   • What besties? I’ve already moved on. (Fine, I didn’t. I can’t. But I want to. Fine, I don’t want to. I’m just going to make them think I do.)

THE RESULTS…

If you picked mostly A’s, you’re a Fonda. You’re creative, loyal, and determined. You must be taken seriously by the people you admire, and you will do whatever you can to make that happen. You also want to help your friends become their best selves, but your good intentions sometimes come off as bossy. Sigh. You’re so misunderstood. A little advice for Fondas: It’s okay to push yourself, but don’t push your friends. Understand that your goals are, well, your own. Other people may not want the same things you do, and you have to accept that, even when it messes up your brilliant plans. Which it often does. (Ugh. Annoying.)

If you picked mostly B’s, you’re a Drew. You’re athletic, adventurous, and a real what-you-see-is-what-you-get kind of girl. Typically, you’re low maintenance and easy-going, but when you’re testing positive for the Crush Virus, managing your mood swings can be a full-time job. Yes, infatuation is consuming. It fills bellies with butterflies and hijacks hormones, but keep your sneakers planted on the pavement, or you’ll lose yourself. A little advice for Drews: Try not to give the object of your desire too much power. Stay connected to the people who know how amazing you are, and don’t share your happiness password with anyone. You are the only one who gets to control that. Got it? Crushes come and go, but besties are forever. Be your own bestie.

If you picked mostly C’s, you’re a Ruthie. You’re curious, quirky, and in love with learning. Yes, you’re afraid of the ocean, and you’d wear a bodysuit made of bubble wrap before riding a skateboard, but you’re big-time brave. You don’t follow trends or give in to peer pressure, which takes courage. A little advice for Ruthies: Keep your sneakers planted firmly on the ground. Stand-out girls don’t always fit in, and that can feel lonely and isolating. It’s tempting to change who you are so those feelings go away. DON’T!  Do not lower your freak-flag and never hide your individuality. Instead, choose friends, crushes, and stuffed animals who value your unique perspective and accept you for who you are. You’re different for a reason. Find that reason and do great things.

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Okay, so, I know I’ve been missing for a year or two. And I’m genuinely sorry. Writing a new series requires a ton of energy. Writing a new series during a pandemic with a house full of Zoom sounds and teen boy smells requires even more. Is it a good excuse? I hope so. It’s the only one I have. But I’m back, and I’m ready to introduce you to the voices that have been laughing, stressing, and bickering inside my head since the summer of 2019.

Friends, meet the girls of Girl Stuff.

Fonda, Drew, and Ruthie have been nesties–next-door besties–for as long as they can remember. These Southern California girls love Friday night sleepovers, fro-yo with unlimited toppings, and stacks of friendship bracelets. Most of all, they love each other. And now that they’re going to the same middle school, they can finally be together all the time. But as soon as the first bell rings, seventh-grade stuff starts to get in the way. Suddenly, each nestie wants something different and all this togetherness may tear them apart. 

Fonda

Fonda Miller wants to start a popular friend group and rule the school but a group of girls called the Ava’s are way ahead of her.

Drew

Drew Harden wants that cute skater boy she met at summer camp to stop acting like a flake and start liking her back.

Ruthie

Ruthie Goldman, who was placed in the gifted program, wants to find a way to join her two worlds so she can stop missing out.

Change is coming, whether these nesties want it or not–because seventh grade is going to be full of girl stuff, boy stuff, and for the first time, friend stuff…

“The writing is funny and will land well with a tween audience, as will the theme of shifting friendship. . . This will hit a sweet spot for tweens.” —Kirkus Reviews

You can pre-order a copy of Girl Stuff today! And when you do, please let me know what you think. I’ll be posting a lot more now that I actually have something to share with you. I can’t wait!

xoxo Lisi

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